Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?"Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third grade.Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?A: Saliva.Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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