Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.(The daughter looks puzzled.)Mom continues: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?Mom: Jewelry, dear.
More jokes
Clinton died and was standing at ht..
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. ..
Full joke here
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. ..
Full joke here
The little sexy housewife was built..
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes o..
Full joke here
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes o..
Full joke here
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea..
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, "I could..
Full joke here
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, "I could..
Full joke here
Insult Collection #14..
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don't you need a license to be tha..
Full joke here
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don't you need a license to be tha..
Full joke here
I got home from work last night.....
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do..
Full joke here
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do..
Full joke here