One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked."Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.""So where is she?" asked God."Well, she went down to the river to wash up." replied Adam."Darn," said God. "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish!"
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