Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn't talk to me for a month!!Then so bad about it? You should celebrate the event!!No, no, see...that was four weeks ago, and today is the last day...
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