If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours tobegin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up yourstuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, andnever behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, youeither married it or gave birth to it!
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