Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !
A priest and a lawyer are walking d..
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cr..
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Golfers and the Genie..
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole s..
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Did you hear about that guy who was..
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused..
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A middle-aged man recieves a brazil..
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with..
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A regular Friday night poker game....
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one ..
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