Why can't you be like that?
Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.Now, why can't you do that?""Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."
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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beaut..
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Convince these students..
An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students..
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A seal visits a local bar..
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the sea..
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The pretty secretary came in late f..
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her..
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A man walks into a doctor's office ..
A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this..
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