Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better model is always just around the corner.3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.4. It is always necessary to have a backup.5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.6. Big power surges knock them out for the night.7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.8. The lights are on but nobody's home.9. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.10. Size does matter.
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